« Enjoy jam sandwiches and custard doughnuts in your rain-lashed canvas tent on the edge of the windswept beach whilst the bonfire cooks freshly-caught herrings outside, sending up smoke signals. »
Colour : Jasmine tea
Nose : Marshmallows burning over a bonfire on a birch stick, petrol, Bunsen burner, silage, rubber boots, canvas tent with a rubber tarpaulin base, shepherd's pie (or hachis parmentier) with extra Worcestershire sauce and brown sauce, plus sage, chives, valerian, blueberries, raspberry jam and chamomile tea.
Palate : Dirty funky smoke, capers, pork pie, herrings smoked over a bonfire, peanut butter, chai tea, sage, marjoram, dark chocolate ginger thins and smoky bonfires.
Finish : Factory chimneys spewing smoke, plus vanilla latte and beignets, followed by perfect smoke rings.
Nose with water : Water reveals a sweetness with crustless strawberry jam sandwiches, blackberry jam, raspberry doughnuts, peach Melba, coconut ice, fresh magazine ink and a garden incinerator burning old paperwork and magazines over freshly cut nettles and brambles.
Palate with water : Dirty funky smoke, burning tyres and magazines, petrol, silage, pulpy paper, custard creams, custard doughnut, apple chutney with raisins, rum and raisin fudge, vanilla fudge.
Finish with water : Clove balls and dirty bonfire smoke, followed by smoke puffs and raspberry and custard doughnuts.